Thursday, December 22, 2011

if i created a car company...

now fellas, late at night my mind gets wandery an weirdness happens. so here's some ramblin'.


dudes, so if i started a car company i would name my cars after like, tigers and lions and shit. like mac OS names. here's the names of the cars n' stuff.

- tiger
- lion
- leopard
- cheetah
- jaguar
- liger
- panther

then there'd be like certain paint jobs called like "ice wizard," and "snow flake," or some shit. i dunno i'm really loopy at the moment. the logo/company pendant/hood ornament would be an oval with a silhouetted roaring lion head in the middle. wouldn't that be the fucking tits?

all cars would be sedans. lincoln town car rip offs. all of 'em. everyone driving will be a pimp ridin' in pimpmobiles. aaaaaaaaaaaah gobble gobble.